Zickle Me Pink

Wierd, I had a dream that I was wearing white pant...

2012-05-30T08:29:34.775-06:00

Wierd, I had a dream that I was wearing white pants and no shirt at a company function, and you wouldn't talk to me....

Sounds like a little piece of Texas!

2012-05-25T09:44:17.009-06:00

Sounds like a little piece of Texas!

I care. I really, truly do. And I'm super impr...

2012-05-24T09:43:26.551-06:00

I care. I really, truly do. And I'm super impressed. It will be hard to act normal around you now that I know this.

to me, the miracle is getting a damn pill down a c...

2012-05-16T09:33:01.543-06:00

to me, the miracle is getting a damn pill down a cat's throat

I will egg her house when i get back in town.

2012-05-08T08:48:32.210-06:00

I will egg her house when i get back in town.

I don't see how you can possibly fit everythin...

2012-04-30T14:21:51.469-06:00

I don't see how you can possibly fit everything you need into that tiny "purse", but more power to you!

p.s. What about the flask of emergency gin??

You are adorable, NCF!

2012-04-20T07:00:50.182-06:00

You are adorable, NCF!

She can pay me to make her feel insecure.

2012-03-23T09:33:50.796-06:00

She can pay me to make her feel insecure.

Whatever flavor you try, for the love of all thing...

2012-02-27T13:15:30.681-07:00

Whatever flavor you try, for the love of all things holy, make sure you TOAST the damn things! That is my sage advice, after eating them for the first 19 of my 39 years...

Don't get the iced ones unless you enjoy a nic...

2012-02-24T11:58:35.122-07:00

Don't get the iced ones unless you enjoy a nice case of diabetic shock. I would also avoid the neon-colored ones with names like "Glittertastic Razzleberry!". I like good old-fashioned real-world berries myself.

I like the 'z' added to the product name f...

2012-02-13T09:29:40.433-07:00

I like the 'z' added to the product name for extra...err..ZING!

I had to go back and search your blog. I saw a s...

2012-02-13T09:28:40.736-07:00

I had to go back and search your blog.

I saw a similar paint job on a mid 80s Cutlass, only instead of the Coach logo, it was Louis Vuitton.

Hot!

No necessity, Nicole--purely for aesthetical pleas...

2012-02-06T09:45:00.974-07:00

No necessity, Nicole--purely for aesthetical pleasure...

Hey, this sort of shite doesn't happen in only...

2012-01-31T09:21:01.810-07:00

Hey, this sort of shite doesn't happen in only your family! I have a niece who is difficult to deal with--she seems to blame our whole family for perceived ills. Because of her internal attitude, it is difficult to relate to her, so I end up being the very asshole she seems to think me to be already. That's the problem with people like your aunt. No matter what you mom (who is incredibly sweet) does, Sue will transform her into an asshole. We all know that is due to Sue not loving herself, but knowing that truth doesn't make it any easier.

Rooms full of books are inherently comfortable pla...

2012-01-25T16:39:26.447-07:00

Rooms full of books are inherently comfortable places. I slept many an hour in the Great Reading Room, myself...

Whiz-Proof Deluxe. Is that urine?

2012-01-24T10:15:04.538-07:00

Whiz-Proof Deluxe. Is that urine?

Gee. Thanks for the nightmare!

2012-01-06T10:06:43.050-07:00

Gee. Thanks for the nightmare!

You have always been One Of The Good Ones, Nicole ...

2011-12-19T16:29:12.440-07:00

You have always been One Of The Good Ones, Nicole (well, the little flash of evil when you were 16 notwithstanding!). I love being able to see the world through your eyes through this blog. I have to say that I am really thankful for it; it magically bridges time and distance for me.

Peaceful, happy holidays to you, too!

Boot Leg Soda?

2011-11-30T11:42:36.315-07:00

Boot Leg Soda?

Sorry... it came IN!

2011-11-30T11:32:37.018-07:00

Sorry...
it came IN!

Just give me the giant cardboard box it came it! Y...

2011-11-30T11:31:47.564-07:00

Just give me the giant cardboard box it came it! Yeepee!! :D

As much as I love to agree with you on EVERYTHING,...

2011-11-30T09:30:23.341-07:00

As much as I love to agree with you on EVERYTHING, I'm going to have to part ways on this one. As a sparkling water addict, these home soda makers actually appeal to me from an environmental perspective. I could easily go through a bottle or two of seltzer a day if it weren't for the eco-guilt. Agreed that $100 is steep, though.

Actually, I would just want the big red bow.

2011-11-28T11:18:55.018-07:00

Actually, I would just want the big red bow.

Oh. I think that I need the inflatible cooler. Tha...

2011-11-15T10:10:34.667-07:00

Oh. I think that I need the inflatible cooler. That is classy!

I do have a question about the wedding ring shot glass...wonder how secure it is against spills...

Is that a man or a woman?

2011-11-01T12:17:14.567-06:00

Is that a man or a woman?