Be careful with the Velveeta!

I have a freelance gig that allows me to learn FUN FACTS about the human body.

What I learned yesterday is that Cheese Washer's Lung is an actual malady (as are Cat Scratch Fever, Bird Fancier's Lung, Farmer's Lung, Malt Worker's Lung, Mushroom Worker's Lung [AKA Dung Lung], and Hot Tub Lung!).

I love to pass on fabulous information like this. 

Another thing, after all I've read so far, I'd advise staying the hell away from hot tubs.

But you do what you have to.