having erectile dysfunction, apparently.
The new Viagra commercial is a little silly.
A handsome man in (I'd say) his mid- to late 50s is tooling through the desert in a gorgeous 1969 Camaro.
Suddenly, the car starts to overheat, and it can't perform like it should (it's at this point that you're supposed to realize that the car is actually a penis). But as "a man who knows how to take care of things," the guy pulls over to a conveniently placed garage. He walks past the old coot in the garage to the convenience store, where he buys spring water. This "man who knows how to take care of things" salutes old coot, gets under the hood, pours the water in, and is good to go [FYI: When a car overheats like that, spring water ain't the answer, folks].
And then, to drive home the car-is-penis message, Camaro guy drives into a quiet suburb and pulls his "muscle car" in to "the garage" with ease.
Because the old train-through-the-tunnel trick was just too tacky?
I guess it's better than Viva Viagra, but just barely.
OK, point taken, but I'm more curious about WHERE he is coming from?
ReplyDeleteA brothel in the desert? Las Vegas? Just taking a drive by himself? Yeah, I don't believe it either.
Personally, I think the backstory has something to do with burying a body near the old airstrip.
He just left his mistress's trailor and needs to get ready for a repeat performance with his wife?
ReplyDeleteI think "driving the car" by himself means he was masturbating in the desert.
ReplyDeleteIs the desert a reference to a dry vagina? Something to think about.