Theme jewelry

Never been a big fan. So I don't have a tennis bracelet or a journey pendant or one of those big, diamond-encrusted circle necklaces in my bejeweled repertoire. Why get something that everyone else has?

[I also LOVE the fact that they've found a way to market brown diamonds: Chocolate Diamonds! But I digress.]

The worst of the bunch has to be the Jane Seymour Open Hearts Collection.

The sentiment behind it (her late mother told her to always leave her heart open and that love would find its way in) is sweet, but the execution is dreadful.

To me, it looks like a pair of boobs on top of a big butt.