I heart the dollar store

Not only is it a good place to pick up toothbrushes, gift bags, and ziplock baggies, it also offers an array of chuckleworthy products.

ALL FOR JUST A BUCK!

[Note: I didn't actually buy any of the products below; just wanted to clear that up.]

Next to the pregnancy tests (and, word to the wise: I think perhaps that might not be the purchase on which to skimp), we have toothpaste-tube sized Warm Touch lube. (The intimacy is in the touch. And 20 nickels can buy a lot of intimacy.)

For the times when Warm Touch is not necessary, we have these sad little bras. They were so sad that they were actually marked down. TWO FOR TEN DIMES!

Heading to the candy aisle, I found two disturbing offerings. The first has "nip" and "mini drinks" and "Bite 'em" on the packaging. They're shaped like little beer bottles. Creepy.

The second looks like diarrhea in a tube.
Chewbies Liquid Taffy. ALL NATURAL! 

Lest you start to think that the dollar store is not a classy place, let me assure you that it is! Because only in classy places do you see a poodle in a handbag.

Sorry the pic is fuzzy; I had to snap it on the sly.

More to come (as soon as I run out of toothbrushes or ziplocks).