Why is there so much technology out there that limits toilet-paper consumption?
The bathroom nearest my office has the most impossible toilet-paper dispenser. It's an operation that requires two hands. One to make the enormous ONE-PLY roll move at all and the other to (gently! gently!) hold onto the end of the paper and pull it without tearing it.
Most of the time, you get two or three squares, max.
Are toilet-paper thieves that much of a scourge on society? Are folks JUST THAT DESPERATE to get their mitts on a spare-tire sized roll of one-ply (I repeat: One. Ply.) toilet paper? In an office of "professionals"??? ARE THEY?
It's the little things like this that slowly but surely drive me utterly fucking insane.
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