Revulsion is the new attraction

I love the beauty department at Target. My lipgloss collection would lead you to believe I'm a freak with seven sets of lips on my face instead of the one set I have. 

But I'm seeing some weird shit lately.

I'm thinking I'll just stick to my boring old beauty regimen. 

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This looks like she's trying to hide two black eyes. 

Or she's taken on a role of a hooker/stripper. 

The 80s called. They said you could keep this look.

Then I saw this. Fuzzy nail polish. That doesn't sound too good.

Fuzzy nail polish?

But who am I to argue? Perhaps it's much more attractive on than it looks.

Please scroll down for THAT result.

 

 

Looks rather... FUNGAL, doncha think?