Titled: How to Get a Body Like This by Eating Starbucks Snowman Cookies and a Can of Green Beans for Lunch Every Day in the Month of December
The cover will feature a wiiiiiiiide-angle shot of me sitting on the couch with a glass of wine.
I'm thinking it could be a runaway hit.
I could become a publishing phenom!
I think I know what my new 2014 writing project will be!
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