Courtesy of an ex-coworker.
Years ago, I had run to Target with a friend over my lunch hour (we used her car). I didn't want to walk to my car with my purchases, so I brought them inside with me.
Toilet paper was one of those items.
It sat on the floor of my office while I worked.
The coworker approached, pointed at the toilet paper, and said You shouldn't have that in here.
Why not?
I don't want to know that you use that. I don't want to see it.
That particular brand?
No. Just.... THAT.
Toilet paper???
Yes. You want men thinking you use that?
I don't want anybody thinking that I DON'T use it.
That's something you need to rethink.
And he walked off.
So if you're lookin' to trap yourself a man, you must never ever give him any indication that you've ever used or will ever use toilet paper.
Because THAT'S sexy.
my fave piece in a while. the thought of girls pooing really isn't sexy. any more than the thought of boys pooing is. even steven, as far as i see. think you should alwatys keep a roll on a high shelf at work.
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