Head bonks

I read somewhere recently that when a cat head-bonks you (pressing the top of his/her furry little head against you), it's a sign of love and affection and true loyalty.

So, yesterday, when my little fluffy kitty head-bonked my leg, it made me feel all happy inside. I scratched her behind her kitty ears and told her that I loved her too.

And then she walked over and head-bonked the toilet. :)

The very definition of irony

A man who broke up an eight-year relationship via email demanding an in-person meeting (two years after the fact) in an effort to gain closure.

:D