I often have WTF dreams. This one might be a WTF hall-of-famer.
I dreamed I was in someone's house and they had a red pet fish (it looked much like the red fish in One fish two fish red fish blue fish). Only it was the size of a cat. And it didn't live in water. It just kind of walked around the house on its two front flippers like a sea lion would.
I told its owner that their pet fish freaked me out.
Some point later, I looked at the fish only to find out that the fish was now a little Asian girl wearing a red dress.
She ate cinnamon incessantly (straight cinnamon, not cinnamon-flavored products).
When I asked why she ate so much cinnamon, someone said "She has to. Cinnamon is what keeps her batteries working."
WHAT???
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