Yet Another Installment of Weird-Dream Theater

Last night I dreamt that I was sitting in an office (not mine) and I was served a subpoena. I opened it up and found out that I'd been called to testify by the company that makes K-Y Jelly. They wanted me to be a witness for the company and testify that the product really does work.

I was mortified. I don't want to talk about K-Y Jelly in public. Much less in a court of law with a stenographer on hand to record it all.

When I explained that I didn't want to talk about K-Y in public, some generic lawyer told me that I could either give my testimony or go to jail for contempt of court.