Ah, the mixed messages we send our kids

I was at Target, scrounging for lunch (I totally forgot they have a Pizza Hut Express in there!!), which, of course, warranted a trip to the cosmetics aisle for a lipgloss run (if I told you how many lip products I carry in my purse at any given time, you'd lose any and all respect you had for me).

I found these obnoxious, child-sized press-on nails with the Lipsmackers on the end of the aisle.

The best part about them is the message painted on the flowered ones. You can't really make it out in the photo, but the writing on half of these plastic, non-degradable nails says GO GREEN!