Monday, July 18, 2011

Hair comes the bride

As I've discussed before, I like to buy bridal magazines because I love pretty dresses and cake.
And the latest issue of Martha Stewart Weddings absolutely did not disappoint.

But I noticed something in this issue. The gowns in the ads are gorgeous. But look above the neck and each model looks like shit on a shovel. To say the hairstyles are atrocious is polite. I've picked some of my favorites to share.


Either she's an alien bride or she's smuggling a melon down the aisle.
The I-Raced-to-the Church-in-a-Convertible-Through-a-Wind-Tunnel look.
Spent some quality time on her back before she walked down the aisle.

And, of course, I saved the very best for last.

You'd be on the verge of tears too with this monstrosity on your head.

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