Am I the only one who does this?

I buy bridal magazines sometimes.

Duh. There are cakes On. The. Cover.

I'm not engaged. Not getting married. Not even planning some imaginary dream wedding in my head.

I just like pretty dresses and cake. (I like cake a lot.)

I've always hidden these magazines from boyfriends because I didn't want them to think I was dropping hints. I'm pretty sure, even after all these years, that Beau doesn't even know I do this [update: I mentioned it to Beau last night and he laughed at me and told me I should put it in my blog].

I really just like pretty dresses and cake.

Why can't they just name a magazine Pretty Dresses and Cake?

1. I would subscribe in a white-hot second.
2. A title like that wouldn't cause anybody any undue relationship stress.