It's Opening Day here in the fair city of Denver.
Everyone should attend an MLB opening day at least once in life. Sunshine, beer, and America's favorite pastime.
PLAY BALL!
Of course, this all happens in the shadow of the Barry Bonds steroid trial and controversy. Asterisks, needles, and tiny testicles! Oh my!
I think they're going about it all wrong.
Playas gonna play. Dopers gonna dope.
I say separate players into two new leagues: non-dopers and dopers.
The non-dopers play all season and have playoffs and a pennant winner.
The DOPERS, however, play all season and then, instead of playoffs, the two winningest teams each pick their roidiest, ragiest player and have the two of them engage in a cagematch to the death.
Last man standing wins the pennant for his team.
That's entertainment!
i like this idea, except i think both roid teams play a one game playoff and they can drink beer and smoke cigarettes.
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