I was in Old Navy during my lunch hour last Thursday. My tax return came in, and I thought I needed a T-shirt or scarf to celebrate (a small, cheap celebration).
As I wandered around the store with my friend Vonn, I noticed the interesting shopping behavior of a fellow customer.
Every time this woman inspected a pair of pants, she jerked the legs apart and went right for the crotch. The violence of it was captivating.
She must be really hard on pants.
She wanted to be sure that if she put money down on a pair that they would be... CROTCHTASTIC!
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