Art therapy

These days, things can turn stressful in a white-hot second.

And when I get that trapped, can't-breathe feeling, I need a minute to relax.

If I can laugh, it's that much better.

So I look at paintings on eBay.

There's some really beautiful art for sale/auction. But the nutty stuff is the best. Here are some of my favorites (and their prices--just in case you're interested).

$4 will get you this camo cat with donkey/dog and killer whale masterpiece.

Cupcake AND Bacon. Only $5.50!

Bigger money ($115) will get you this multimedia
Mardi Gras extravaganza.

Got $750? Then you've got yourself a
Conan/Slave Girl Moonlit Embrace!

And I've saved the VERY BEST EVER for last. 

JUST $10 will make you holla with this surgically altered,
hookerfied ET.
Hey baby, you lookin' for a date?

And suddenly, I can breathe again.