If I have to wear one, you have to wear one

Come on, guy. I don't care how hot it is. Put on a damn shirt.

Because I gripe about winter wardrobe phenomena, I might as well run with my summer gripe.

Men who go shirtless in public when there's no pool within 50 yards.

I have to wear a shirt all summer long. And, because I'm not That Girl, I wear a bra under there too. I think you can suffer through the sweltering heat a cotton T-shirt might generate.

As much as you might think we do, we actually don't want to see your hairy man boobs, back hair, and beer belly.

And, yes, I'll admit that there are some examples out there that aren't nearly as offensive. But it's a matter of class and principle. Gentlemen, have some class. Wear shirts.

Save the show for folks who want to see it.

Please.