Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Drug-induced paranoia

I have a cold. I'm on cold medication.

These are some of the weird, thoughts that traveled through my mind yesterday in the span of about 10 minutes.
  • That's not a noise normal sinuses make.
  • Did I just blow out my ear drum?
  • Oh, jeez. Is my cat's expensive butt problem flaring up again?
  • Is that thing on my arm cancerous? 
  • Holy shit! I can't find that thing on my arm now.
  • Are the different cold medications reacting with each other?
  • Is my heart racing? 
  • Beau wasn't very tan when he got back from Mexico two days ago. 
  • WHY isn't Beau tan?
  • Why am I worried about Beau's tan?
  • Was that James Bond movie really the best one I've ever seen or have I oversold it. Are people going to be disappointed now?
  • How much money is left in my bank account?
  • Did I feed the cats? 
  • How long have I been passed out?
  • Sweet Lord, what am I watching on TV?
  • I should fold that laundry. 
  • I'm too tired to fold laundry. 
  • Where the hell is that thing on my arm? 
  • Have I eaten? 
So much for a relaxing sick day.

Thank you, Sudafed. 

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