These are some of the weird, thoughts that traveled through my mind yesterday in the span of about 10 minutes.
- That's not a noise normal sinuses make.
- Did I just blow out my ear drum?
- Oh, jeez. Is my cat's expensive butt problem flaring up again?
- Is that thing on my arm cancerous?
- Holy shit! I can't find that thing on my arm now.
- Are the different cold medications reacting with each other?
- Is my heart racing?
- Beau wasn't very tan when he got back from Mexico two days ago.
- WHY isn't Beau tan?
- Why am I worried about Beau's tan?
- Was that James Bond movie really the best one I've ever seen or have I oversold it. Are people going to be disappointed now?
- How much money is left in my bank account?
- Did I feed the cats?
- How long have I been passed out?
- Sweet Lord, what am I watching on TV?
- I should fold that laundry.
- I'm too tired to fold laundry.
- Where the hell is that thing on my arm?
- Have I eaten?
Thank you, Sudafed.
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