Priorities, Hobby Lobby. PRIORITIES!

First, I'd like to thank Hobby Lobby for the wealth of material they've provided this week. It's a veritable goldmine of WTF-ishness.

I'll have even more tomorrow.

I bought a new, larger Christmas tree this year, and I've been having fun decorating it. There are ornaments of everything.

Everything BUT donuts. There are no donut ornaments. None. (I know, I know. Ebay. But none in stores.) Not. One. Damn. Donut.

Because that would be silly, right? A donut ornament on a tree?

No donuts, but wait until you see the shit they DO have to help you celebrate the birth of our Lord.

Nothing says JOY TO THE WORLD like a monkey DJ.

Mariachi monkeys are MUCH more Christmasy.

How about a creepy Christmas nightmare?

Or a simple ode to gambling? (Is it just me, or does that say Jack Poti?)

Hobby Lobby, you suck.