The candy aisle makes me a bit nervous sometimes. Or maybe I'm just too old to appreciate new candy (the ones shaped like baby rattles and baby bottles? what's that about?).
These are what I encountered on my last climb up the Dollar Tree.
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| I might wear these as earrings if they were earrings. They're not earrings. |
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| Here are the non-earrings. Close up. |
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| These don't look so gross... if it weren't for that horrible, horrible name. I will never want to ingest something with the name Juicy Oozers. |
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| Saved the best for last. Not only are they called Smog Balls. They're SOUR Smog Balls. And there's a picture of toxic waste on the box. Even the mushroom cloud looks concerned. No thank you. |
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