More Dollar Tree magic

There truly is no end to the blog fodder available at your local dollar store. It's all so awesome. And it's all available for JUST ONE DOLLAR!

A new take on the hair bow.

Unless you want to LOOK like you bought your haircolor at the dollar store,
I suggest steering clear of this one.

The cleverness escapes me. Looks like a plastic box.
Maybe it's clever because it makes you look like you don't have any money because you can only afford a crappy wallet.
What thief in his right mind is going to steal this?

From the pic at the top right, it can double as a boob skirt. PRACTICAL!

Never realized there was a need for this product. I'm curious and disgusted at once.

You can get a BOOB JOB at the dollar store!!!
That's a mere 50 cents a boob!
Just don't pump 'em up too much or you might end up with a pair of...

Bursting onions. :)

If you've got sour balls, you'd damn well better be wonderful and charming.