The titilation this job affords

In my very glamorous editorial job, I sometimes have to look up a phrase or word to be sure it is or is not a registered trademark.

Yesterday, I had to look up Crystal Ice (there was a bag of ice on a job I was looking at).

Turns out, Crystal Ice is not registered to an ice company. But it IS registered to this company.

My question here is about the relative safety of GLASS sex toys.

I also love that a lawyer had to type this out and submit it to a government agency:
Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, glass sex toys in the nature of dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, glass vibrating dildos and sex toys in the nature of stimulating beads and weighted pleasure balls.