The dumbest thing I've ever bought at Target

I realize this is quite a contest. But, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner (and, it appears, frozen wieners). 

It's a pig-shaped ice tray that makes wiener-shaped ice cubes. 

Stupid, yes, but it was my right to buy it and that's part of what makes America great. 

Happy Independence Day, y'all! Even you jokers who still believe that George W. Bush was a great president.