Beau and I were in line for popcorn before one of this summer's craptastic blockbuster movies started, and we were puzzled by the T-shirt on the gentleman in front of us.
We could tell it was religious, but if you don't plan on getting THAT CLOSE to the ass of a stranger, the fine print (which I've included below the photo) is lost, and this shirt looks... there's no other way to say it... PRO-CRUCIFIXION.
Doesn't it? Like it's some sort of vo-tech class.
Looking for a career in crucifixion? Here's what you'll need!
"Trade your life on Earth for Eternity in
Heaven." Matthew 16:25... "Give what you cannot keep, to gain what you cannot lose."
All well and good. But for those who aren't as Bible literate as others, the message is a little perplexing.
Tell me I'm wrong, folks!
That shirt is just...weird. The cross was an electric chair. So the modern day version would be what? A syringe and and electrical outlet?
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