Random signs of the apocalypse

These are random WTF pictures that reside in my phone as a reminder of what a weird world we live in. They don't have any relation to each other outside of their WTFitude. (BTW: The captions are in all caps because they're just easier to read that way--the formatting is a little small for my taste and my aging eyes. I promise I'm not shouting at you.)

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SOMEBODY HEARD "SMOOTH MOVE, EX-LAX" IN HIGH SCHOOL AND
WAS INSPIRED TO NAME THIS PRODUCT. BRILLIANT.

NO HIGH SCHOOL LOCKER NEEDS SHAG CARPET AND A FREAKING CHANDELIER.

GROSS. JUST GROSS.

THIS BULLSHIT BACKWARD SPELLING OF HEAVEN IS FINALLY POPULAR
ENOUGH TO WARRANT PERSONALIZED ITEMS.
END OF WORLD. PERIOD.

REALLY? PEOPLE ARE NAMING THEIR CHILDREN ANGELINA?
I FUCKING GIVE UP.

I'VE POSTED THIS PICTURE BEFORE. I JUST THINK IT BEARS REPOSTING.
POOR, POOR DOG.

IF YOU DON'T NEED A PET OR SHOES OR A SHIRT TO GET IN TO THIS SUSHI BAR, WHAT DO YOU NEED?

THE NAME OF THIS SALAD HAS ALWAYS CONCERNED ME.
THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M EATING ANYTHING AT CHILI'S THAT HAS THE WORD EXPLOSION
IN THE NAME. EATING AT CHILI'S IS ENOUGH TO TEMPT FATE IN THAT ARENA.

THIS REALLY IS THE MOST UNFORTUNATE POSE TO STRIKE DURING A CHAT
WITH THE PHARMACIST. HE KEPT HIS HAND THERE FOR A GOOD TEN MINUTES.