Friday, August 23, 2013

Creepasaurus Rex!

There is a person with whom I have to interact pretty much daily (not a coworker).

He's weird around women. Not weird as in awkward. Weird as in something really is not right with him. It's a gee-I-hope-he-has-no-idea-where-I-live kind of weirdness.  

Once, he told me that working with a certain group of women was like "dealing with strippers" because "strippers take advantage of you."

[And, really, isn't that just commerce? She'll gyrate for/on you if you pay her enough money to do so. There's no gray area there.]

And when a woman told him that she recently lost $800 in Vegas, he responded with "You were in Vegas. You should have just worked it off."

[shudder]

But this is the kicker. In a discussion with two acquaintances of mine (one male, one female), he mentioned the fact that he used to work in women's fashion. Not a big deal. But, after awhile, he came out with this gem: "You know, when you think really hard about it, dealing with women and their clothing is a lot like being a gynecologist."

What. The. FUCKINGFUCKDOESTHATEVENFUCKINGMEAN?

One of these days, they're going to find mummified women and cats in his basement.

Here's to not being one of them.

Cheers!

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