It's here.
It's just not what you think a zombie apocalypse should look like.
When I see people adopt stupidity as a lifestyle, I see it.
When women affect that creepy baby voice (Where every sentence ends with the upward inflection of a question? Even when it's not a question? In every conversation?), I see it.
Honey Boo-Boo? I see it.
Kardashian anything? I see it.
Because what is zombification, really, other than a brain dying? Granted, in zombie movies, it happens quickly, but the brain dies and the body still moves around.
Brains are dying. Slowly. Bodies are still moving around.
Arm yourself with a book and an NPR broadcast or two.
It's coming for you.
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