Thursday, September 5, 2013

If this is fame

Let me forever live in anonymity (unless, of course, Hollywood tries to option this fabulous blog. Which could totally happen).
AVAILABLE IN DRUGSTORES!
"BLACK FLUID INVISIBLE ON SKIN."

UNFORTUNATELY, THAT BLACK FLUID APPARENTLY TURNS INTO CREEPY
LITTLE PEOPLE WHO THEN ATTEMPT TO CLIMB UP YOUR
BOOBIES AND BURROW INTO YOUR ARMPITS.


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