Helpful tips

I have a book on my coffee table (no, not the de-cluttering book, though that's also in the pile of things on my coffee table) about helpful hints. And, while it's a treasure chest of good information (you'll be stunned at the number of uses for vinegar), some of them fall a bit short.

Take this one, from the holiday hints section. Drink coasters as Christmas gift tags?
Grandma will LOVE that!

Dirty blinds but no feather duster nearby? 

Just use OLD BREAD!

But this one, despite being borderline child abuse, is my favorite. 

Do your kids keep losing their gloves? 

DUCT-TAPE THOSE SUCKERS ON!