I don't take online dating seriously. At all. Really, you can't. If you did, I think you'd be suicidal all of the time. To be honest, I know other people have found true love that way, but I don't think it's how I'll be meeting anybody.
It's really just a great way to collect screenshots of insanity (the guy who posed with his pet racooon, the guy who wore a tux and stroked a cat in his pics [supervillain in training?], the guy who photoshopped horns on his head, and... the guy who posed naked in the gym with only a well-placed soap dispenser for modesty).
Usually, there's a dealbreaker that stops communication (sometimes on my side, sometimes on theirs). Then you shrug and go on about your day.
The most recent one was precious.
He sent me a picture of a Minnie Mouse coffee mug and asked me how cute I thought it was.
Kinda cute, I responded.
**END OF COMMUNICATION**
Seriously, that was it.
I had no idea that the fate of an entire relationship could hinge on pink Minnie Mouse coffee mug. :D
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