Joys and Annoyances. Joynoyances?

Joys:

• The smell of the Halloween-candy aisle
  
• Big, fluffy snowflakes (Date Snow—it looks really good in your hair)
  
• Scary-movie marathons during October
• Windshield wipers that work really well
  
• Warm, fuzzy socks
  

Annoyances:

• The guy who has to wear shorts when it's snowing outside
• When folks pronounce it "Supposably"
  
• My neighbor who just happens to stand at the window buck naked when she sees my beau pull up outside
• Those plastic, faux testicles that hang from the backs of trucks
• Walmart