My new swimsuit

Just in case you were thinking of buying the same one and showing up at the same beach party (how embarrassing would that be??).

It's the Victoria's Secret Topless Bikini (which seems to be a contradiction in terms; if anything, this is a one piece). Little did you know that you had the makings of a hot little swimsuit around the house. One pair of stretchy underpants, a shoestring, and you're done!