Who doesn't know this?

Who doesn't know about the Courtesy Stall?

Apparently, a lot of you ladyfolk out there don't. So, for your edification, here goes. 

In the ladies' room, if there's someone already in a stall and you can put an empty stall between you, you do it. You give them the Courtesy Stall.

Women are so hyperaware of their bodily functions that, in the ladies' room, we're like men are at the movies (where they tend to put the we're not on a date seat between them). Only we're not worried that anybody will think we're on dates (we travel to the ladies' room in packs anyway). We just need our space. Why cozy up in that moment when you don't have to?

So next time you wander in, remember the Courtesy Stall, and act accordingly if you can.

And for those of you who answer the phone while you're on the pot, I just don't get you at all.

Riiiiiiiiing...


Hello? Oh hi!...[Flush]... Nothing, what are you doing? [Flush]

Yuckers.