But FIRST...

I'll say right here that Mel Gibson's racist, misogynist, threatening remarks are NOT funny in context. He's got a biiiiig problem. He needs therapy. He needs rehab. Hell, he needs a muzzle and an exorcism.

But there's one theme that continues through those rants that becomes remarkably funny: his perpetual obsession with being blown. This obsession culminates in two unforgettable quotes (and many more variations on this theme):

1. But FIRST... you will blow me!
2. But I deserve to be blown first!

About a month ago, Beau and I decided to watch RANSOM. Crazy Gibson aside, it's a pretty good movie.

And Beau and I came up with a way to make it even better.

We discovered that you can insert But FIRST... you will blow me! after pretty much any of Mel's lines in the movie. And, for some reason, this game does not get old. You can do it for two hours and it's still funny.

GIVE ME BACK MY SON! BUT FIRST... YOU WILL BLOW ME!