Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Need a gift for someone special?

Fellas, buy the women in your life a Pink Stinger. It's a tampon-shaped taser. I shit you not.



It shoots out cottony tampon-like tasers that deliver 50,000 volts from 7 to 10 feet away (again, I shit you not). Just be sure your lady doesn't mistake one for the other. Yikes.

Ladies, I haven't forgotten you. If you're just plain stumped about what to get for the gentleman in your life, eschew the cashmere socks and electric razors. Just buy him a Lexus!

I loathe these commercials.

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