Monday, December 20, 2010

Wookies need not apply

I glanced through the treatments available at a local spa and chuckled when I got to the cost breakouts for waxing procedures:
  • Brows - $15
  • Underarm - $25
  • Brazilian Bikini $60 and up
  • French - $50
  • Bikini $30
  • Full Leg $90
  • Half Leg $45
  • Men's Back   $50 and up
  • Men's Chest   $50 and up
*Special circumstances may incur extra charges.

As you might have guessed, it's that last bit that piqued my curiosity. 

What constitutes a special circumstance? And can they tell just by looking at you when you walk in the door? How mortifying it would be to disrobe and hear Oh my God. I'm gonna have to charge you extra for this!

Or... is a special circumstance more of a bio-hazard situation? 
My mind reels!
 
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  1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    Special Circumstance include but are not limited to:

    1.) A third nipple
    2.) Both male and female genitalia
    3.) a conjoined twin (Two for One Tuesday discounts do not apply)

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