Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Great deals on manicures

I'm not a mani/pedi person (I'm too rough on my fingernails to finance as many manicures as I'd need, and my feet are too ticklish for a pedicure).

Facebook doesn't care about that. The user-generated ads on the right side of my page advertise AMAZING mani/pedi deals all the time.

But look at the shit they want me to pay to have done to my hands.


Want to fashionably kill someone with your bare hands?


Too tired to create the half-done look yourself? Need to snag every sweater you own?
Why bother getting nail fungus when you can LOOK like you have nail fungus?

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