I'm not a mani/pedi person (I'm too rough on my fingernails to finance as many manicures as I'd need, and my feet are too ticklish for a pedicure).
Facebook doesn't care about that. The user-generated ads on the right side of my page advertise AMAZING mani/pedi deals all the time.
But look at the shit they want me to
pay to have done to my hands.
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Want to fashionably kill someone with your bare hands? |
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Too tired to create the half-done look yourself? Need to snag every sweater you own? |
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Why bother getting nail fungus when you can LOOK like you have nail fungus? |
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