- (I give Beau complete credit for this; it's genius.) People in zombie movies never know what zombies are. The movies are set in modern times, but these folks have lived a completely zombieless existence. They've never seen a zombie movie (not even Serpent and the Rainbow) or seen a zombie comic book. Folks in vampire movies know what vampires are. Folks in alien movies know what aliens are. Folks in zombie flicks are utterly ignorant about their situation.
- Zombie survivors are an eclectic bunch. Third-grade teachers, TV repairmen, nurses, grandmothers, IT specialists, nurses, etc. Most of these professions/lifestyles are pretty low-key. And yet, put a gun in their hands for the first time and every single one of them is a crackerjack shot. They can shoot a zombie--not just through the head, but through the EYE--at 30 yards. Granted, it's a slow-moving target, but it's a moving target all the same. They never miss. Put me in that situation and I guarantee that I'll waste five bullets and score with the sixth only because the thing shambled up to within a foot of me.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Two remarkable things about zombie movies
Beau and I watched Dawn of the Dead last night and we realized two things.
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