Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The color of passion! The color of excitement! The color of sex!

Beige.

Ooooooh yeah.

On my way to meet a friend for lunch in my (ahem, cherry red) Honda, I noticed how many beige cars there are on the road these days.

Most of the cars out there now are black, silver, and white (there have been studies done that have concluded that these non-colors are popular during economic downturns).

Ok, I get that. But beige?

People put beige carpet in their homes because it doesn't clash with anything and it's good at hiding dirt.

But don't you want more out of your car?

You're in the dealership lot. You've picked out what you want. Heated seats! iPod compatibility! 200 horsepower! Amazing gas mileage!

And... beige?

That's the equivalent of soda crackers and tea for dinner. Every night. For the next seven years. 

Who are you people???

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