Here's to your health

I've taken it upon myself, dear reader, to show you the path to health and wellness.

Today's lesson: Calci-Yum!

Worried about those frail old bones of yours? Have no fear....

COOKIES ARE HERE!

And for those of you who don't like to read the healthy fine print, let me enlarge it for you.

One jug of these and you'll be good as new!

I'm here to help, folks.