Olny srmat poelpe...

As an editor, I cannot tell you how many times folks have sent me the bullshit you see below.

It's designed to be a polite kick in the teeth, telling me that my chosen profession is worthless.

Here's my rebuttal, srmatasess:

If you don't want to look like a drunken, semi-literate buffoon, you'll shut your pie hole and let me do my job.

I doubt your boss would accept the missive above as an excuse for piss-poor briefs and reports.

Good to have that off of my chest.

NEXT!