Another jacked-up dream

Courtesy of my unconscious.

I dreamt that I was in a high-end department store like Barney's (only it wasn't). It was populated with very skinny saleswomen.

I bought a $900 purse, and when I walked out, I said to myself "What the fuck are you doing buying a $900 purse?"

So I marched right back in to return it. They were pretty bitchy about it, but whatever.

I stopped in the Ladies Room on my way out. And in each stall, there were two toilets. One is for regular business One has blue water and is designated solely for bulimics.

WHAT???