But I'm going to tell it anyway.
Duh.
One of my male friends has a roommate. They're not really friends, it's pretty much just a financial agreement.
I should preface things by saying that these are two grown-ass men. Not college boys.
One day, the roommate approached my friend and said he was having trouble getting his cable hookup to work in his room. My friend walked in there to try to sort out the problem.
When he walked in, he was immediately accosted by roomie's... art.
This art consisted of FRAMED porn. Framed beaver shots, to get right down to it. I repeat, FRAMED. BEAVER. SHOTS.
To quote my friend, "It was like an anatomy lesson in there." Fucking creepy.
He turned to the roommate and asked him what's up with all the porn.
"You mean my nudes?" he replied.
NUDES! HE CALLED THEM NUDES.
"You need to lock this shit up; I have friends with kids. If one of them wandered in here by accident, you'd go to jail. Plus, it's just gross."
The nudes were gone the next day.
NUDES!!
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