I like cooking and baking

But when you have (AND admit to AND publish) your own CANDY CORN RECIPE, it's time to lock up your crazy ass and throw away the key.

Time to break out the butterfly net.

Also, a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the BEST (pistol-packin') MOM EVER (mine), who is smart enough to buy candy corn at the store like sane people do. 

I love you, Mom!