I am the Sherlock Holmes of blog stats

Every so often, I pull up the old blog stats to see if the three of you are still reading (Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Hi, Beau!).

When someone finds this blog via a google search, it provides a link to the search.

So when I saw this, I had to click the link.

The blog post itself must have been very disappointing to the clicker, because it offered zero helpful information (when do I ever provide helpful information?).

This is the sad resolution to that link (note the bad grammar; I would think that if you had such an important medical question, you'd take extra care typing it into google--then again, I guess not).

HERPES WATS IT SMELL,LIKE???

Weird things amuse me.