WTF is this???

Last weekend, Mom and I wandered around a local mall in search of diversion and good deals. 

What we found instead was creepy preteen hooker hideousness. 

The store is called Frenzy With An I (actually, it's just Frenzi, but I prefer it my way).

Why should girls dress like this when boys get to dress like regular human beings?

HELLO, KITTY!

HELLO... What's going on down there???
(notice the N-Z-I spelling on the window)

Oh for fuck's sake. Fuzzy leopard neon bell-bottom legwarmers.

Ok, the ensemble above is bad enough.

But THEN we saw this. 

We sat quietly and looked at it for a minute, utterly perplexed.

And then I said something to Mom that I never thought I'd say:

I don't get it. Is it for sex play? 

Because, honestly, it can't be considered REAL clothing.

Can it? 

I'd guess Halloween costume, but there were no other costumes in the window. 

It makes me sad. 

I fear for the future of our country.