Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Speaking of zombies...


I'll be dressing up as one at work today. 

In preparation, I bought the standard zombie accoutrements (severed foot, plastic brain, appropriate makeup, and an old shirt of Beau's that I can destroy because--HELLO--I'm not destroying my own shirt). 

Oh, and blood. What's a zombie costume without blood?

Lemme tell ya, Rite Aid goes above and beyond in selling its fancy fake blood.

I had no idea that the fake blood market was so... cutthroat (oh yes I did).
It's THEATRICAL, PORTABLE, and used for HORROR DECOR!
It's DARKER AND RICHER than that bullshit you can buy at the costume shop next door.
It's MOVIE QUALITY, BITCHES!

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