Monday, January 14, 2013

I've cracked the daytime TV talk show code

I've had that horrible virus that everyone else has had lately. I spent a lot of time in bed/on the couch in front of a lot of bad TV.

I've figured out the formula. 

The host/hosts of daytime talk shows (especially in the mornings) must be attractive/fit enough to make you feel a little bad about yourself, but they must appear stupid enough to make you feel intellectually superior.

Oh, and as far as the BIG morning talk shows are concerned, they all have one"legitimate" news guy who can be above it all. But everyone else must absolutely be riveted regarding subjects such as "meggings" (man leggings) and the merits of "the upscale leather sweatpant."

Basically, it's a bunch of pretty morons yammering on about tooth-whitening and spanx.

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